You Can’t Live Without Telling These 11 Hilarious Lies
You hate it when they lie to you. But, can you NOT LIE? There are some lies which you cannot live without telling. Some of them are even life savors.
Let’s do quick skim through the 11 biggest lies everyone including you tell people to survive, influence and get things done.
I’m On My Way. *breathing heavily*
And you’ll be there in 5 minutes? Nope, that’s not gonna happen.
When you tell this to your best friend or even to your girlfriend, you’re probably not even dressed up.
Chances are, you’re still on the warm cozy bed, struggling to jump up.
But, who would wanna hear the person screaming on the other side, right?
Awww, This Is The Best Present Ever.
Do you really even liked that last birthday present which made you say this? Of course not!
Maybe you had to tell this to someone even when they gifted you something which’s the last thing you want on earth. This lie if not told, could hurt someone.
But here comes the lie that could hurt someone even badly.
Wow, You Look Great.
For you, Okay = Great. And if you’re people pleaser, also Ugly = Super Great too.
This is a lie you say every now and then to your girlfriend/boyfriend, to your best friends and even to your mom. If not told, you could seriously hurt the other person.
Well, does this article look great? Lie to me quickly by sharing it on Facebook.
Oops, My Phone’s About To Die.
When that annoying nerdy friend of yours text you to ask you about classes she missed or when your mom calls you to find out where you are, when you’re at the bar, this lie is the life savor.
Just tell them that your phone’s battery indicator is below 5% and you’re safe. Tadaa!
I Never Got Your Text, Seriously!
You’re too lazy to respond to those messages right now and you don’t want them to see that you saw the message (thanks to the new Social Media Feature). But when you reply them a decade later, they’ll go angry at you for sure.
And to cool down this anger, you’ll lie to their face, that you never saw their text. Job well done, ey?
Sorry, Last Piece Of Chewing Gum.
This is a lie me and my best friends at college tells all the time. We’ll be sitting together in this boring English Literature class while one of us have a whole packet of chewing gum, which you doesn’t care to give it to anyone else.
And that’s when someone else asks us if we have another gum, after seeing us chew uninterruptedly like cows.
Whaaa, Gum? What is that? That’s the expression.
Gimme $20, I’ll Return It To You Tomorrow. I Swear!
This is a lie that you tell to most of your friends at college. You’re in need of some money to book that Cinema ticket or to get that girl to a date. Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
In most of the cases, you and the other person know the fact that it’s not gonna happen. That you’re not gonna return the money.
I’ve Got Nothing To Wear, crap!
This is a dialogue your Girlfriend tells you often at times. It could be also your best friend.
It doesn’t mean that she have nothing to wear. In fact, she has her wardrobe stuffed with different types of dress, but this lie indicates that she needs to buy something new, or wants you to go shopping with her.
Oh, I Forgot The Homework At Home.
When the teacher asks you about your homework, the whole class know the fact that you don’t even know what’s your homework. But still, just to escape the predator, you lie to your lecturer that you forgot your homework at home.
And yeah, you promise her to bring it the very next day. Pinkie Promise!
I’m fine, totally.
No you’re not. When someone asks “how are you” or whether you’re alright, you just tell them that you’re totally fine.
Lie, Lie Lie. No you’re not. Even though you know you’re not fine, the society had shaped you in such a way that you tell everyone that you’re fine.
Ugh, I don’t lie.
Me? No no no! Lies will get you to inferno, the bloody hell. I’ve never ever lied, not even a single time at all.
Biggest liar alert over here. There’s no single person on earth who haven’t lied at all. You know it, they know it and we all know it.
Do you think I’ve missed some other lies everyone tells? Let me know about it in the commenting section below.